Wednesday, March 10, 2010

MacGyver Vs. Chuck Norris

When I was a young girl in the 80's I was only in love with one man. That man was MacGyver. He was so cool and smart. He could do anything with nothing. In my family, we know about that in a significantly less bad ass sort of way, so it appealed to be. He had that solid mullety goodness that my best friend Jenny B. and I swooned over. She had a poster of him in her bedroom and I was so jealous.

Recently, my coworkers and I had a discussion. In a battle between MacGyver and Chuck Norris who would be victorious? I doubt this is an original line of thought, but we discussed it anyway.

Certain people thought that Chuck Norris would be victorious since he is so strong and an awesome fighter. I say MacGyver because he is very smart, can escape from anything, can build the most complex things with the least complex tools, and the fact that he is hella hot. (Yes, I said "Hella." This is MacGyver we're talking about.)


  1. Chuck Norris was a Trending Topic on Twitter all day today. I talked about the funny tweets on my show


    01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

    10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

  3. Chuck was a trending topic on Twitter yesterday because he turned 70 yesterday.

    To which I say "holy crap, for 70, he's still damn good looking." O.o

  4. @Sadia - Hysterical! Love number 9.

    @Krystalle - 70! I had to look it up. I didn't believe it. I'm totally with you there. He's seriously in good shape. I wonder what will actually be the death of him.