Sadia hates my eyeballs. [NSFW]

DO NOT GOOGLE THIS TERM. 

You have been warned.

Sadia: OMG, google blue waffle

Sent at 9:56 AM on Thursday

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO!

NO! NO! NO! Bad.

Sadia: HAHAHAHA

me: Cannot be unseen.

Sadia: I'm sorry

I had to

me: MY VAGINA! It needs to be held.

Sadia: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

me: I'm crying because there is a need for this term.